Things only parents say
Once you become a parent you say things you never imagined would come out of your mouth. Here is a list of our favorites:
- Time to go to sleep, I’m tired.
- Stop licking that.
- Do not make me say it again!
- The ice cream man only plays music when he’s out of ice cream, sorry kid.
- Use your words.
- Listen with your ears, please.
- Go stand in the corner.
- I said the corner, go back to the corner.
- Don’t make me come in there!
- You did what on the floor?
- You can’t put things in there.
- You’re licking it again, stop licking that.
- We only pee in toilets.
- Hold on, I’ll wipe you up.
- Use your silverware.
- What do you mean you don’t like it? You just begged me to make it for you.
- Don’t do that to the dog!
- Don’t make me pull this car over!
- Your shirt is on backwards.
- Mommy needs a time out.
- Why are you eating that?
- If you eat that I’ll give you candy.
- Is that chocolate or poop?
- Let’s just pretend we like each other to get the photo, okay?
