Things only parents say

Once you become a parent you say things you never imagined would come out of your mouth. Here is a list of our favorites:

  1. Time to go to sleep, I’m tired.
  2. Stop licking that.
  3. Do not make me say it again!
  4. The ice cream man only plays music when he’s out of ice cream, sorry kid.
  5. Use your words.
  6. Listen with your ears, please.
  7. Go stand in the corner.
  8. I said the corner, go back to the corner.
  9. Don’t make me come in there!
  10. You did what on the floor?
  11. You can’t put things in there.
  12. You’re licking it again, stop licking that.
  13. We only pee in toilets.
  14. Hold on, I’ll wipe you up.
  15. Use your silverware.
  16. What do you mean you don’t like it? You just begged me to make it for you.
  17. Don’t do that to the dog!
  18. Don’t make me pull this car over!
  19. Your shirt is on backwards.
  20. Mommy needs a time out.
  21. Why are you eating that?
  22. If you eat that I’ll give you candy.
  23. Is that chocolate or poop?
  24. Let’s just pretend we like each other to get the photo, okay?